What Can You Learn From a Water Bottle Found on the Road?

Okay. The guy is cheap. He goes to Performance. But he also thinks he's fast since the bottle does not contain mere water but a performance enhancing power drink. The fact that it was found on the road indicates that he was riding with a pack when it fell, but he was too worried about being dropped to stop and pick it up, so his buddies must be hard-driving hammer heads. His weight is estimated at between 230 and 235 lbs. This we know because only a rider that heavy could bounce a bike in just the right way to cause the bottle to fly off. And, of course, his height must be over 6 feet, since any other strength-weight ratio would result in a ride too slow to drop the bottle.

So there it is. Elementary my dear Watson!